Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGE
NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGEIt has been brought to our attention that some...
Quick Conquer Of Poland
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and...
A bad bet!
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...
Trouble at tax time!
A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part III
We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...