Because I’m a Guy!
Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while...
Stress-Relieving Prayer
Stress-Relieving PrayerLord,Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The courage to...
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...
Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...
The Chinese construction worker.
A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?Data transfer.
Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...
A bus stops and two Italian men get on…
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...