Power to the farmers!
This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Marriage Quotes 5
Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
Sunburnt Manhood
A certain young man finally got a date with a female of somewhat questionable...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
A rookie police officer was assigned…
A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced...
Communication problem
There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu....
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...