The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon…
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he...
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...
Who am I!!!
I once had a friend who was a renowned clinical psycologist. He used to...
The Cruise
A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week...
Have a first child
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What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
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What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...