Actual Court Sayings!
30 things people actually said in courtQuestion1. Q: What is your date of birth?...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.