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Comparing Men to Dogs
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It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
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A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
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Flaming Airplane
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were...
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
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