Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...
Chess Enthusiasts
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel and were standing in...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Taking Dweebonics Classes
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways...
Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...