The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
The corporate boat race
|An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive...
Good Samaritan
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over...
Top Ten Signs You’re Becoming a Teenager
Top Ten Signs You’re Becoming a Teenager10) Like is, like, the most commonly used...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
I\’m glad I\’m a man
I’M GLAD I’M A MANI’m glad I’m a man, you better believe. I don’t...
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...