Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Redneck house
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yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to…
Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to findout whether computer...
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
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How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
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Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
Wife helps out the cop
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