cross a worm and an elephant
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How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
The twelve days after Christmas
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12 Feet Deep
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If Apple made toasters…
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Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...
Question On Breastfeeding
While critiquing a survey instrument intended for mothers of infants less than one year...
Changed my mind!
This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk...
Texas builds it larger
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