Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his…
For three years, the young attorney had been taking hisbrief vacations at this country...
The Doctor was puzzled
|The Doctor was puzzled “I’m very sorry but I can’t diagnose your trouble, Mahoney....
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night…
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!