Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Clean those restrooms
|On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...
Virtual Reality Not For Women
My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)
A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)’Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...