I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid…
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at...
Taking the final exam
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The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
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Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
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Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...