Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
Sore Throat
A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl ?
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb...
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A:...
Arguing effectively
|How to Argue Effectively I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends....
What’s coming but never comes?
What’s coming but never comes?Tomorrow!
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...