Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck…
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
Annoying phone calls
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...