Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Blonde quickies 181-200
181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...
Fish jokes 04
|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Once when Mary was young her school…
Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided...