Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
How do men sort their laundry?
How do men sort their laundry? “Filthy” and “Filthy but Wearable”.
Why Men Prefer Blondes
Why do men prefer blondes?Men always like intellectual company.
At the first session of a conversion class…
At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, “What...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
Farm jokes 09
|Why did the dirty chicken cross the road?For some fowl purpose!How do sheep keep...
A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...