Technical Night Before Christmas
Technical Night Before Christmas ‘Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
Tattoo On Her Butt
There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a...
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
A Lutheran minister is driving down…
A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...