Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed…
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom...
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Croaka-cola!
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The lady and her house
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Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...