Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
One Brilliant Kid!
A Duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he...
Which fly makes films?
|Which fly makes films?Stephen Speilbug!
How to be a Good Wife
How to be a Good WifeExcerpted from a 1950′s high school home economics textbookHave...
Reading the scripture
|An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...