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your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
Crafty Mom
John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn’t...
Man’s best friend.
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What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde?
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but...
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
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The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...
Pondering old age
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No More Fishing For Baby Sis
A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to...
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Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!