Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!
Good girls vs. Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot...
Did you hear about the blind skunk…
Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
Can You Read This
A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in...
Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and…
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow...
Looks bad on resume cover letters
|1. I’m really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2....