Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is...
The Blind Sky Diver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was...
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These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by…
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a...
Whats the difference between pink and purple?
Whats the difference between pink and purple? Your grip.