I bet I can bite both of my eyes
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During the Vietnam war…
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The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
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How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
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Cool Stud!
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
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This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...
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Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a...
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
A Fire Truck
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical...