Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
Two In One Grave?
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...
Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad…
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an...