Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...
Pass out in shock
|The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his...
Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...
Hiring an accountant
|Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying...
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
The price is right
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt...
Bible Bloopers
It is truly astonishing what happens in Bible stories when they are retold by...
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
Tail Light On Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next...