One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall…
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall. While...
Blonde Goes Shopping
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would...
Dump trucks and fat ladies!
A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
Meet the Genie
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...
What is the…
Q. What’s the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man’s job...
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...