You Know You’re From California When…
You Know You’re From California When…1. The fastest part of your commute is down...
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
A small boy walks into his mothers room…
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.”Mummy, mummy, what...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when…
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full...
The camping trip.
Ron and James had been camping together for a week when they finally had...
Advantage: Woman!
Why it’s better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We...
Do you know how…
A man walked up to a farmer’s house, and knocked on the door. When...
Unfaithful?
An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his...
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters…
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped...