Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Yo Momma JokesGalore!
Yo mama so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door. Yo...
Interview with Hillary
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the...
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
Computer Acronyms
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Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge
“I got your community service right here pal!” “Boy your chamber sure does look...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
More Office Wisdom…
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in...
Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...