What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball???She choked…
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Top 10 – Basketball vs Sex
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5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Top 10 signs that you are too drunk
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Marital Sex
While making love to his wife, Carl discovered he couldn’t enjoy it. Though they...
How Deaf?
A man is talking to the family doctor. “Doc, I think my wife’s going...
Two In One Grave?
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
Confucious say
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