Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Lifetime Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom...
Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians…Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never...
Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to…
Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to findout whether computer...
How do we know that the Toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
How do we know that the “Toothbrush” was invented in West Virginia? – Had...
Merry…ied talk
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
As Long As A Cat’s Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...