Rejection Letter Form
Feel Free to Cut and PasteThe Mr. Right Rejection Letter FormDear ,I...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
A Girl Scout troop leader…
A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple...
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70…
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was...
Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery…
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery chain...