Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
Historic Custer battle
|The following are supposedly true headlines that have appeared in papers during the war.Some...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
A Chicago man in hell.
A Chicago man dies and goes to hell.When he gets there, the devil comes...
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...