How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?
Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...
In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...
Elephant Riddles Seven
Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street...
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
Bashing Blondes…part 3!
Q: What is every blonde’s ambition in life? A: To be like Vanna White...