Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
Playing With Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in...
The “real story” of the three bears..
It’s a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just...
No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time....
Merry Christmas law
|Merry Christmas in Legal TermsPlease accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes...
Top ten things men would do if …
TOP TEN things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
Body Building
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number...