Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
Detective report
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.So, he hired a famous Chinese...
Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie…
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might...
Trucker Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...