What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing…
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm…
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river…
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame...
Greenhorn In Alaska
A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he...