Car Acronyms
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Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
Go on a hiking trip
|Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
Bad News 4
Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell...
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
Why is the section of body between a womans…
Q. Why is the section of body between a womans breasts and her croutch...
Microsoft trademarks TM
|Microsoft Trademarks the Trademark Symbol By Vince Sabio HumourNet Communications, Ltd. REDMOND, Wash (UPI)...
Penis and the Windsheild
A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is...