A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...
How to Hunt Elephants — Comp Sci Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Comp Sci Style Computer scientists hunt elephants using algorithm...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
Children’s letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was...
Old enough for cursing
Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing....
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!