Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...
Jewish medicine
Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to...
America Offline
A long, long, time ago I can still...
FAVORITE FANTASY
Age FAVORITE FANTASY 17 tall, dark and handsome 25 tall, dark and handsome with...
The loud-mouthed mechanic!
Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a...
Star Warts!
|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!
Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...
Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a...