The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
Name That Capital
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
There were two cats that enjoyed running together…
There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...