What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...
Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
Questions and Answers…whew!
Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the...
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Ant jokes 01
|Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips...
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin…
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
Marriage quotes 03
|This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all.We in the industry...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...