Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
Trouble sleeping
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Lawyer’s personal injury
|A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway....
Bible Study Bloopers
The first book of the Bible is Guiness, in which Adam and Eve were...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
Knitting Blonde
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...