The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
What Am I Doing?
The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his...
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
Natalie
The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly man standing in the...