The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
The Crystal Glass Bowl
Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Jewish medicine
Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to...
OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special…
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it....
A story with a morale
A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on...