A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Roll of toilet paper
|How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don’t...
You’re hired!
A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.During...
Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Technology problems
|One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...