How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...
His Last Wishes
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what...
The bronze statues
|A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
What is a grasshopper?
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Friend of the Groom?
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding....
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...