Email Commandments
E-MAIL COMMANDMENTS Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line. Thou shalt edit...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
Can you pay the bill?
A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery....
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
Last supper – last words.
What were Jesus’ last words at the last supper?”Ok, all you guys who want...
Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on...
A blonde goes for a job interview…
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer decides to start...
What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and...
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...