A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one...
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life…
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her...
Customer support logs
|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may...
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
Watch those buttons
One day John decides to invite Mark on a trip on his private jet....
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
Trucker Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...