Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...
The newly married man came home from work…
The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched...
One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
Laws of …
* Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time...
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs…
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...